NAME: jennifer AGE: 16

 

Anonymous asked
why are you so awesome and nice my darling???

Aha, that’s because I’m not. But thanks :)

Anonymous asked
juss kiss te grrrrr already jennifer >.<

:o I’m tooooo shy niggah!

It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (via petit-poids)

University pickup lines my fraaaand and i came up with ^.^

Lawyer: I’d like you to be my lawyer, i’d let you handle my case ;p

Cook:You’re a cook? oh, well feel free to grab alllll my utencils!

Forensic pathologist: I may not be dead, but honey, you can sure open me up and seek all you want. (That one is dirtay!!!)